I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.
True sibling protection
I couldn’t give two shits about real sports but when it comes to sports anime man let me tell you
Annabeth saying,” Percy’s like a pet fish. You have to constantly feed him and you worry he’s going to die every few seconds.”
"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
Spoiler Free, an original PenguinTeenAus poem. (Don’t worry, we won’t quit our day jobs).
Merlin, I just LOVE Dramione so much… I’ve found so many amazing stories. Some heartbreaking, some that will get me to roll around on the floor laughing… There are some really amazing writers out there and it’s kinda sad that they don’t really get the recognition that they deserve. I’m so grateful for entertaining me and giving all this amazing stories for everyone to read…
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
I just love anything Harry Potter related…
Help will always be given at Hogwarts, Harry, to those who ask for it. I’ve always prized myself on my ability to turn a phrase. Words are, in my not so humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it. But I would, in this case, amend my original statement to this: “Help would always be given at Hogwarts, to those who deserve it.” Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living. And above all, those who live without love.
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